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bat out of hell III

So, my grandpa got me the bat out of hell III cd for me, and i was like, WOAH! THERES A THIRD ONE?!?!?

Can midget strippers wear heels, or does that just defeat the whole point of being a midget?

skizorz

So, just now i woke up. To.find skizorz in my face. SKIZORZ.

naked shrimp

So, my mom and i were just talking, and i brought up the topic of what happens at family dinner. At the end of the list was somepony must throw a naked shrimp into somepony elses drink. Mom said that naked shrimp sounds like a cocktail, so we are trying to figgure out how we are going to make a naked shrimp. Vodka and red wine, mabye. And a shrimp on one of those plastic swords. I mean, why the hades not?!

maffia of cats pt II

So, everypony remembers how i wanted a maffia of cats (despite my fear of cats)? Well, my wish has been granted, and i am no longer afraid of cats!! Yay to both of those of those things!! Anywhatnot, my maffia of stray cats (they must be stray for legal pourposes) includes Yonut, Twilight, Midnight, Dawn, Blindie and Tigey. TAKE THAT, SHUNNERS AND PUT DOWNERS!!! IN YO UGLY DONKEY BUTT FACES!!!

brush

So, this morning (and dont be suprised that i was up early enough to call it morning, kuz it was really more like ten), i couldnt find my brush. 

So you know what i do? 

I pick up my tutu, and wave it around. And you know what happened?

My brush falls out. I was all like, "Found my brush!!" Lmao.

the infection

My little cousin has caught THE INFECTION from me. The Pink Infection, that is. A week ago, she knew one pink song--get the party started. Only, it was actually the stupid kids bob version, and she didnt even know that it was pinks song. But i got the missundaztood cd, and i kept on playing it. And know she has the infection. She also thinks meat loaf sings like a dieing cat. HOW DARE SHE!!!!!

Its official. My grandponys bird is a terrible pony to talk to. He (at least, i think that its a he) talked only once, ages ago. Ironically, he said, "eat your crackers!"

Well..... im uber bored.... and because i said uber, now im thinking about lara bars. Lovely. PNMS. *sigh*

juice

Cherry is covered in watermellon juice, lmaoshidmtamsfo. XD wouldnt be the first time.... *evil grin* lmao. Sorry, inside joke ^.^°

38 seconds

The song nocturnal pleasure is 38 seconds long. Because only meat loaf can have a song thats 38 seconds long.

songs

So, because im listening to 18 wheeler (by pink), im going to rant aboit music. 18 wheeler, pink: "You can run me over with your 18 wheeler truck." Yes, because the normal four wheels just isnt enough. Missundaztood, pink: "Cant you think i know im superfly." Okay, i get that its one of those contradictories that singers loveso much, but WHAT?! Numb, pink: "Made me feel like i was dumb/i dont feel a thing." Okay, so do you feel like youre dumb of are you numb? Kuz you cant be both, hon. If I Had You, adam lambert: "All we need in this world is some love." BEATLES REFFRENCE!!!! lmao. "Its a fair line between a wild time/and a flat line, baby tonight" ...? What is that suposed to mean?! Sleepwalker, adam lambert: "With my eyes wide shut because of you" wtf, dude. Yeah, well thats all i feel like doin, for now. Meh, im going to go mope about how im outta opalescent paper T.T (that would bethe worlds que to cry with me)

breaking of the fast

So this is what i had for breakfast this morn: A chocolate chocolate chip (choko with choko chips) cupcake (all da bizachez wishes they was me) and--wait for it--chineese food. When i was little, i always wanted to eat chineese food for breakfast ^.^° And im listening to For Your Entertainment, so if theres any random adam lambert words in there, thats why.

MY WALLET MELTED

MY WALLET MELTED. Yes, that is how hot it is. This is just sad. T.T

Well, im bored as crap (and crap is pretty dang bored). So, im going to annoy the internationally connected spiderwebs. You ready? (Obvious answer: is anypony EVER ready for my randomness?!?!) Cows. They say moo. And smell REALLY bad. Mooshroomz!!! Life. Incredibally boring. (Well, mine is, any what not) Ends (inevetabally) in everything dieing. Ranbows. If Skittles dont actually taste like the rainbow, then WHY is that their catchphraze?!?! Well... my randomness is exzhausted. Actually, it was my couzins randomness, but sall the same, ê?

creepy stalker vibe

because seeing that totally doesn't give u the "creepy stalker vibe," lmaoshidmtamsfo.

sunglasses

and u can c in the back the mint that i polled out of my shoe.

goth barbie

well, i feel like a goth barbie today.

"trap"

i hate how on most of the games, when i tell people that im a she, SOMEPONY has to do ans assume that im a "trap."

is it really THAT unusual for a chick to be a gamer?!?!

how dare they

Okay, so apparently, because I'm a teenager, all I listen to is crap music, according to to one of my teachers last year.

Excuse me, but it ain't crap.

Obviously, that teacher didn't know me at ALL.

Yeah....

My Wilfred The Sheep Story

Ice cream hills, sprinkle trees, and chocolate syrup rivers.

My own personal torture place.

Lollipop street signs and gummy-bear children, the adults made of dumdums and Twizzlers.

Bleh.

Houses and streets and buildings made of wafer crackers.

And, worst of all, people were happy and smiling.

Oh, the horror.

I cringed as I walked down the street.

And, to make matters worse, it started raining.

Chocolate milk.

Ruining my beautiful white coat.

Gummy-bear children ran up to me. "Sir sheepy, are you made of cotton candy?" they asked, reaching out for me.

I bleated--no.

I kicked one of them and bit off his head.

Maybe....

Just maybe, I could learn to actually like this place, I thought, grinning maliciously as I chewed.

pokemon

okay, i no the quality is UBER crappy, but these are some of my more....different cards, lolololol.

jolteon shiny. (its green)

devolution spray. yeah, its a b**** when somepony uses it on u, limm. ^.^

 jirachi ex. take that, bizachez!!!

 mew two. remember when the first movie came out, and they gave out cards when u bought a ticket? (well, i don't, but my dad does, lol) yupperz, its from that. WHAT NOW!?!? (that was me [once again] rubbing my awesomeness in the worlds face)

coffee

everypony, this is my coffee. it is café noir.

has a lovely aftertaste. ask Jasmine if u don't believe me. I can't bring coffee to skol w/out her stealing it. T.T

songs that get stuck in my head ALL THE TIME

Well, im just going to make a list of the songs (no artists, WAY too mush effort) w/ commentary.

video killed the radio star (got to be the single most stereotypical 80s song)

wasted youth

coffee at midnight

space unicorn

adrian

standing still

rock me (thanks, emily. PNMS)

lost boys and golden girls (that song has GOT to be about hustlers)

do you want to play?

pieces of you

centerfold

u & ur hand

b**** came back (THANKS AGAIN, EMILY. NOT)

everywhere i go

stupid girls

if i had you (that one gets stuck in my head by somepony just SAYING the name T.T)

little sister

ironic (alanis morissette's one, not the other one)

jupiter (okay, who thinks that venus and jupiter have a thing going on?!?! jewel, apparently)

what the h***

you took the words right out of my mouth

....

look at that spike just now. ITS BEAUTIFUL!!! ^.^

jeremy

okay, so somepony asked me what kind of dinoswar Jeremy is.

So i tried to email myself a picture of him that i have on my phone.

It didn't work.

So I took a pic of the pic on my phone.

It's kinda crappy quality, but it works.

well, its actually a bunch of Jeremys, but who cares??

Jeremy is awesome, yes?

ngtpart

United States	321
Russia	82
Germany	59
Romania	16
Ukraine	14
Canada	11
China	3
Finland	2
France	2
India	2

WHAT NOW?! (sorry, that was me rubbing my awesomeness in the worlds face)

T.T

well, i WAS going to post my Wilfred the Sheep story, but I couldn't find my creative writing notebook, so..... yeah.....

wooh!!!

I gots a viewer Can-ann-ah-da!!! yay!!!! finally, right?

im not even going to bother w/ an actual title anymore

United States

316

Russia

82

Germany

59

Romania

16

Ukraine

14

China

3

Finland

2

France

2

India

2

Indonesia

1

flight

WEEEEEE!!!!! I gots a flight to Pho-eeeee-nix (lol, inside joke) on Friday.

YAY!!!!!!

Be jelly, world!!!

rant book

Okay, so I have this rant book.

I rant in it.

Obviously.

Any what not, here's some of the awesomer parts:

I love the stars.... even as we see them being born before our very eyes, they could, in reality, be burning out and dieing.... even as they die, they still give us the light to see the way home.

The old oak tree, with his many stories to tell, but none with the time, nor the knowledge to listen to them. The languages of the trees have been so long forgotten by our kind, that very few have ever heard of us being able to speak to them.

Why can't everything be as simple as writing? For it is only with a pen in my hand and words in my fingers that I ever know what I truly want....

I don't like the rain. Or water, for that matter. It feels suffocating; life-draining. Like it's eating at my very soul.

I don't like the dark.... probably the solitude of it. The dark makes me feel alone.
And I don't like being alone. I always feel as though there's someone there; someone who's not meant to be.

I don't like coffee creamer. It's a crime to use it. It's VILE.

I don't like tall people. I always feel as though I'm going to be stepped on.
And I like being short. 'Sept the part where my face gets pressed into Rushi's boobs whenever she hugs me.

....Fractions are easy. But not to spell. Too many letters.

I don't like circles. THEY HAVE NO STRAIGHT LINES.

I hate gluecumbers (cucumbers, for those of you who aren't in on the joke). They have no flavor. I love them.

I don't like punctuation. Whoever said that I need to take a breath there needs to go die in a hole.

Straight people scare me a bit. Just a bit. Which is funny, because I am straight,though most people I know aren't sure.

And cats scare the s*** out of me.

H.W.I.H.W.T.U-M.H. (if you know who that is, then I count you as a close friend.) came over for Tues bbq the other day. And brought a friend.
THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD.
Gods, I hate him.

the oddest part of the oddest song

I have the oddest part of the oddest song stuck in my head.

I can't remember the name of it, but the part is:
Don't think too hard, don't think too fast, don't ever give away what you can't take back. Don't try and understand what you can't comprehend. Underneath the disco neon daylight chandelier, the disco deity of chivalry. I said, take it back, take it back, take it back.

Okay, you KNOW that any song with "chandelier" in it is SUPPER odd, lmaoshidmtamsfo.

hello

Hello, guys. All five miserable feet of me are back. I have a whole list of why I'm miserable, but I honestly don't think anyone actually wants to hear it, so I'm not going to write it.

cooties

I've never believed in cooties.

Thinking back on it (wow, I feel old saying that--and I'm only 13!), it might have been because even as a small child, most of my friends were guys.

The same holds true now.

lemon meringue pie.

Okay. So a friend (yes, i could my internet peoplez as friends) of mine came up with the brilliant idea of me doing a post on lemon meringue (and you have no idea how long it took for me to figure out how to spell that) pie.

So here I go.

Once, when I was six, my mom and I were making LMP (because it takes me too long to type it out). And she let me use the cheese grater. Not a good idea. Let's just say I put my fingers too close to the grater. My mom wouldn't use one if I was in the room for a long time after that.

Special thanks to my friend Eta235235 for being random enough to come up with this crazy random topic.

Meh.

I have NOTHING to write about, today, so:

put all the noodles in the pot at once.

if you say, "I'll do it later," it's proab. NOT going to get done.

make sure you have everything BEFORE you start, because you proab. don't.

NEVER assume anybody knows something.

Yeah..... I'm out...... lol

AWESOMENESS!!!

United States	292
Russia	69
Germany	57
Romania	16
Ukraine	6
China	2
Finland	2
France	2
India	2
Indonesia	1

OMG. LOOK AT THIS. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

I mean, China?! I don't know anybody in China!! I mean, I know somebody in Taiwan, but Google doesn't count Taiwan as part of China.