My Wanna-Be Twilight Moment

So, the other day, I was jokeing around with this Mexican kid in my history class (he sits behind me).

Me:"Honey bunches, I'm from Arizona. I know how they treat them mexicans." And, yes, I said honey bunches.

Girl sitting next to him:"You're from Arizona? How come you're so pale?"

Him:"Mabye that's why they kicked her out."

So goes my wanna-be Twilight moment.