In my mind, only two things will make you deserve to go to the FoP (Fields of Punishment).
The first is harming any creature--including plants--in any way, shape, and/or form, be it intentional or not, even to the slightest degree.
And the second is to use coffee creamer. YOU WILL SO TO THE FoP IF YOU USE COFFEE CREAMER.
Coffee and sugar. Nothing else.